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darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

(Source: darrynek, via officialswagmom)

bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

(via adultnapped)

iwishihadafather:

*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*

(via harry-frickin-potter)

getoffmybloghoe:

*rides dick to church*

(via harry-frickin-potter)

cock:

block

(via hardcorgi)

richwhitelesbian:

if its for nerds i dont like it. i only like cool things because im a cool guy

(via theyellowbrickroad)

orelpuppington:

IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS

(via harold666styles)